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| ASSASSIN'S CREED II : Italy's nice, but... |
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| VIDEO GAMES - New Stuff |
| Written by Administrator |
| Sunday, 21 February 2010 18:56 |
Popular Video Games Basher, this is my motto.I tried that game. I did, believe me. But it failed to convince me. Of course there are beautiful visuals, and the Cities of Florence and Venice are immensely detailed and very convincingly portrayed. Now, isn't that fuckin' sentence beautiful, eh ? And I wrote it all by my tiny little self, found it in one of my remaining grey cells, I swear. When I quote some review, well, I have the sentence begin with quotes, obviously. And it is just because you won't find that kind of reviews anywhere else than on the 'BEST FUCKIN' SIT OF THE GALAXY that you are visiting it by millions every bloody day. Because you are fed up reading bland reviews that explain you how the game should be played but don't talk enough about what really makes it enjoyable, like the occasional boob and nice piece of ass or the truly despicable characters that you can nearly find anywhere, which is a shame, really. Just like in this game, you know. Judging y the title, I would have imagined a truly nasty character, like Lemmy from Mötorhead slashing people's throats after raping all the women and girls around. Here, nobody like that. There is this guy, he is supposed to be a killer, but he is just a pussy. He approaches his targets by stealth, like a fuckin' traitor, and assassinates them when there is absolutely no danger. FUCKER !!! I say. Where is he fun in all that ? Where is the EPIC quality for Fuck's sake ? And like all these very nice and polite characters, he never FARTS and never have to go to the toilets because he got the runs or got a venereal disease somewhere with some rotten whore, whereas we know there was lots of them, both diseases and whores at that time. Gimme a true character, please, who ogles the bitches and sometime also retires to a secretive place, you know, to have a bit of a wanking session, to release the stress of being marched around by stupid asshole gameplaying losers like you and I. I HATE this Enzo or some moronic name that developers have given him. The guy's mentality just STINKS. So what is left in this game in which you have to hide like a coward all the time and hire bitches so that you can divert fuckin' soldiers' attention while you try to do your despisable job ? The nice scenery, perhaps. The brothel mistress' boobs, maybe. But I tell you. You fuckin' WON'T ENJOY yourself playing that shit ! |